So I have fortune set to run when I log into my shell account. Here’s the one that came up as I was logging in today:

Your fortune for the day:
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.

Already learned my lesson on that one, guv. (Hint: Do not wish for the hurricane that shares a name with you to be ‘big enough to retire the name.’ You will get your wish, but your name will also become an adjective.)