Popping the question.

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It’s a sweet gesture, Sobe Bottle, and I appreciate it, but…I think the relatives would be a bit freaked out by the idea of my marrying a drink beverage bottle.

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  1. Peter Sullivan

    15 reasons why a Sobe Bottle is better than a Man:

    1. A Sobe Bottle NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
    2. A Sobe Bottle lasts longer than seven seconds.
    3. A Sobe Bottle won’t expect you to cook dinner when you’re not hungry.
    4. A Sobe Bottle will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
    5. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t care if you go shopping.
    6. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t mind when your mother visits.
    7. A Sobe Bottle does just as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
    8. Having a Sobe Bottle can’t make you pregnant.
    9. A Sobe Bottle won’t tease you over your taste in music.
    10. If a Sobe Bottle had a sports car, it wouldn’t love it more than you.
    11. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t want to go out alone with the other Sobe Bottles.
    12. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t sulk.
    13. A Sobe Bottle wouldn’t waste its money on Playbottle magazine.
    14. A Sobe Bottle won’t switch the TV channel.
    15. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t snore.

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