It’s a sweet gesture, Sobe Bottle, and I appreciate it, but…I think the relatives would be a bit freaked out by the idea of my marrying a drink beverage bottle.
It’s a sweet gesture, Sobe Bottle, and I appreciate it, but…I think the relatives would be a bit freaked out by the idea of my marrying a drink beverage bottle.
15 reasons why a Sobe Bottle is better than a Man:
1. A Sobe Bottle NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
2. A Sobe Bottle lasts longer than seven seconds.
3. A Sobe Bottle won’t expect you to cook dinner when you’re not hungry.
4. A Sobe Bottle will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
5. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t care if you go shopping.
6. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t mind when your mother visits.
7. A Sobe Bottle does just as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.
8. Having a Sobe Bottle can’t make you pregnant.
9. A Sobe Bottle won’t tease you over your taste in music.
10. If a Sobe Bottle had a sports car, it wouldn’t love it more than you.
11. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t want to go out alone with the other Sobe Bottles.
12. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t sulk.
13. A Sobe Bottle wouldn’t waste its money on Playbottle magazine.
14. A Sobe Bottle won’t switch the TV channel.
15. A Sobe Bottle doesn’t snore.