I promised bacon soda and I will deliver!
So I wandered into BevMo the other night because I know they have an amazing selection of root beers and sarsaparillas, and they’re also about the only place in town that sell birch beer, which I adore. (I want to try spruce beer, but I’m told that’s an East Coast thing and basically impossible to find in California.)
But besides the various root beers and sarsaparillas and birch beers and ginger beers, they have other kinds of soda. And some of them get very weird. Case in point: the featured image for this post. Yes. Bacon Soda. They also had peanut butter and jelly soda, but if I was going to get something I enjoyed (birch beer!), I had to choose between novelties.
So with much trepidation, I took it home. And now it has become yours. So let us take a look at this bottle of bacon soda. It’s made by a company called “Lester’s Fixins”, with a good fifties-era man, somewhat like Colonel Sanders — the original, not the weird thing that’s on TV now.
And look at that. It has bacon on the cover. Also, the slogan “Y’all get yer fixins!”
Let’s see. What’s the ingredients list? Do I get real bacon?
“Spring water, cane sugar, citric acid, caramel color, natural flavors, beet juice.”
Huh, that’s not looking promising. No bacon, and beet juice? Wow…
Maybe if we take a look at the nutritional facts:
Not nutritious in a different way than bacon, though. No cholesterol or fat, and lots of sugar. But hey, let’s have an advertising shot.
Yeah, that’s probably not going to be a good advertising campaign, but whatever. The important part. How’s it taste?
Yeah. The verdict. I’ve had worse things, but those are generally trying to be gross. (Any flavor jelly beans, y’all?) This was nothing more that a sickeningly sweet cola with a very strange aftertaste that does not resemble bacon in any way, shape or form. In some ways, I’m disappointed I saved the bottle to drink for so long, but hey, I got an amusing blog post out of it.
10 thoughts on “Bacon Soda!”
@katster You had me at bacon.
WHY. WHY U DO DIS. %)
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Thank you for being the tester! I won’t get it for my hubby even though he loves bacon. He likes Coors Light and seldom tries any other beer.
Something else I don’t have to try. Love ginger beer and a good sarsaparilla though.
Sounded awful from the get go. I’m glad it lived up to my opinion!
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Elena: I live to serve.
Judy: All the beers here are carbonated and non-alcoholic. :)
Lisa: This is why I do these things. Also, I guess this company has ranch dressing, buffalo wing, and dog drool flavors of soda. I don’t know if I want to be the taste tester for the last one.
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